cantankerouscrab:

straight people saying “we love gays more than gays love gays” are disgusting and need to be shipped out of this planet


# queueueueueue    

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”


♥ 9372 — via aqua (originally narwhal-noir)

♥ 365 — via glazered (originally kirknspock)
# star trek    # picard    # worf    # data    

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

image

That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed


robots-and-electric-sheep:

never trust anyone who doesn’t think leonard mccoy is a vital member of the enterprise crew

they are weak and will not survive the winter


# star trek    

mecto—amorous:

consistentlyaverage:

mecto—amorous:

two robots who are girlfriends and one is super high tech and the other is kind of a cheap poorly made model and shes really self conscious compared to her shiny new state of the art girlfriend but the high tech girlfriend is like shhshhshh no baby ur adorable glitches and faulty parts and all

So basically lesbian wall.e?

#is it even 100%certain that wall.e is a guy anyway

I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK YOU’RE HIRED


# robots    

 “Indira and I instantly got on really well.”  — Pedro Pascal


# indira varma    

catholicnun:

When I’m out in public I think about the Internet